Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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