I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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