she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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