WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My bed smells like the plague
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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