Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she smelled like a LAN party
I just gift wrapped bread.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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