so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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