HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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