It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
