I can't watch pbs sober anymore
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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