You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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