I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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