why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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