Plan B is the new Plan A
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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