She's JV to your varsity
where does the pee come out of this thing
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
