his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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