I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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