rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My breath smells like gin and sadness
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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