i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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