What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I need help removing her.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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