what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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