I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well I just put wine in my tea
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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