He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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