ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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