David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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