Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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