I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i dont even know how to be here
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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