ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
