He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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