Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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