Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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