He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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