the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
look no pants
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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