Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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