Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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