My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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