O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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