Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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