You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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