I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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