i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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