Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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