Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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