Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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This baby is an asshole
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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