What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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