Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All I want is dick and wine.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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