Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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