It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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