So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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