I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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