YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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