why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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