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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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