She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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