Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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