OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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