so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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